Novel Bin Chapter 103 - These Primitive Humans Are Not Simple!
In a distant solar system, not so far, far away, a giant alien mothership sailed into the dark expanse of the void, having just left the beautiful blue planet behind it.
Within the mothership\'s command center, an extraterrestrial humanoid alien with slight dolphin features stood on the deck with folded arms, gazing into the dark void ahead.
At the same time, dozens of other extraterrestrial humanoid aliens with various different fish features worked together, manipulating their inborn talent, telekinetic abilities operate control panels, and sail the giant mothership.
The direction of their heading was Earth.
"Planetary Lord, our long-cherished wish will soon be realized," A fish-headed humanoid alien standing beside the dolphin-headed humanoid alien with folded arms spoke telepathically in an unknown dialect.
The Planetary Lord nodded with a melancholic sigh, "For too long, we have endured the constant annoyance of this primitive race that calls themselves humans."
"Right. It\'s hard to understand what this primitive race is thinking. Still, their long-range communication technology is rather lethal to our kind in its own way due to our telepathic ability to pick up their signals." The fish-headed humanoid alien clenched its fist.
It wore a grudging expression before it continued, "No matter where we are, or what we are doing, our kind is forced to tune in on these human\'s nonsensical ramblings of establishing friendships with all the intelligent lifeforms of under the empyrean heaven."
"Un. It\'s fine if they want to make friends. I am okay with that." The Planetary Lord sighed before his eyes turned fierce, "But what is NOT okay are these pesky humans announcing it to the endless expanse every three to five f*cking days for the past 20 years! Once is enough!"
"It\'s a pity that communication jamming technology cannot stop their pestering. But now that our warp drive technology made a major breakthrough in the last two years, we can finally pay them a visit and shut them up for good."
The fish-headed alien looked a little excited just thinking about it.
"Prepare the warp drive!" The Planetary Lord flicked his wrist before he commanded the crew with an awe-inspiring telepathic voice.
"Yes, Planetary Lord!" the crew answered in unison.
They began crunching keys on the command center\'s numerous control panels before the mothership\'s engine rumbled with power.
In a short instance, the giant mothership disappeared into a field of zooming lights before reappearing sometime later within the region between Jupiter and Saturn.
Seeing the blue planet magnified on screen, the Planetary Lord laughed, "Hahaha, prepare yourselves, pesky humans! We are coming for you!—Hm?"
Seeing a black flash zooming in on the mothership at an alarming speed, the Planetary Lord quickly frowned, "What is tha—Uwarghhh!"
Shinggg!
Albion\'s beam of black flames and lightning sheared away half of the mothership\'s command center along half of the Planetary Lord\'s body.
"Planetary Lord!" The fish-headed humanoid alien cried while several crewmates were immediately ejected into space.
The remaining crew quickly used their telekinetic powers to create a mental barrier, sealing the vacuum in the command center.
"Planetary Lord, we won\'t be able to it for long, please evacuate to safety!" one of the crew alerted with shaking hands as he struggled to keep the mental barrier in place.
At the same time, the fish-headed alien held the Planetary Lord\'s remaining half of a body before he said, "Planetary Lord, let me take away from here."
"No, I know my body well. I am done for. Instead, you need to help them," the Planetary Lord shook his head and pointed, "Use the for…s—!"
The Planetary Lord suddenly started coughing up green blood violently.
"The force? My telekinetic prowess is still weak, my lord. I\'m afraid I will not be able to help much—"
"The forks… use the forks, dammit—!" the Planetary Lord coughed while pointing at the fork guns scattered on the floor.
The fish-headed alien glanced at the fork guns before his eyes glimmered, "The fork guns? Of course! The fork guns can seal the big hole with their triple adhesive foam spray!"
The vacuum was quickly sealed with fork guns, and no more crew were forced to be ejected into space by force.
They heaved a sigh before returning to Planetary Lord\'s side before one of them spoke, "If we can rush the Planetary Lord to the med bay, he can still be saved!"
"Don\'t bother. Our medical technology cannot regrow missing organs." Planetary Lord shook his head before urging the fish-headed alien, "Come closer, there\'s something you need to know before I die…"
"What is it, Planetary Lord?"
"I am your father…" the Planetary Lord uttered before ultimately drawing his last breath. His eyes crossed, and tongue poking out.
"…"
The fish-headed alien was stunned with doubts by the Planetary Lord\'s final words before the flashbacks made him realized why the Planetary Lord favored him so.
"Noooo!" The fish-headed alien cried in sorrow.
Powerful mental force rippled into the surroundings and crushed nearby equipment and tools into deformity.
"Young Planetary Lord, please lead us!"
"Young Planetary Lord, please lead us!"
The remaining half of the original crew in the command center all submitted on their knees subserviently to the Young Planetary Lord\'s mental strength.
The fish-headed alien glanced them deeply before dishing out his orders, "Check the mothership\'s statuses, and see if the warp drive is still operable."
"Yes, Young Planetary Lord! And the humans?"
"The humans?" The fish-headed alien glanced at the distant blue planet on the half missing screen with deep hatred before he spoke in a deep mental voice, "These primitive humans are not as simple as we thought! This was a clear trap!"
"Right, we were attacked as soon as we arrived! They have been waiting for us to come!" A crewmate nodded with agreement.
Shortly after, another crewmate quickly alerted, "Young Planetary Lord! We have another situation on our hand!"
"What is it?"
"There are numerous space creatures headed our way from these existing spatial rifts—no, dimensional rifts!"
"What?" The fish-headed alien frowned with a deep look before his eyes widened in wonder, "Why are there so many dimensional rifts here?"
Exactly what have they gotten themselves into?
…
Meanwhile, inside Emperor Polemos\'s space station, a subordinate quickly rushed over to report, "Emperor Polemos, we have an urgent problem!"
Emperor Polemos glanced at the flustered subordinate before he asked calmly, "What is it?"
"Aliens! A massive alien mothership entered our solar system just moments ago!" the subordinate quickly informed.
"Oh?"
Emperor Polemos frowned at the thought that his trip to reunite with the boss will have to be delayed a bit longer.
"Take me to the control room immediately."
"Yes, Emperor Polemos!"