Villain Cultivator

\'Hibernation Coffee? What a nice sleeping drug for the sleeping play.\'

\'Viagra Marihuana? I don\'t need the Viagra part, but all weeds are welcome.?

\'Earth Coca of Eternal Youth? Turning it into cocaine of rejuvenation? Nice to have anyway.\'

\'Malted Ice Wheat Watermelon Plant? Is that cold beer inside the watermelons? Wunderbar!\'

\'Yang Pizza Pineapple Plant? What is this blasphemy!? Instant keep!\'

\'Wagyu Flytrap Vine? Hoho, free wagyu meat in the vines, it is! KEEP!\'

Miaomiao picked several food and beverage plants and stored them in his system inventory, planning to grow them in his dantian space to make his future cultivation life more enjoyable.

The deacons frowned and stared at Miaomiao in disappointment, but they kept quiet as he didn\'t break any rule. There was no rule here anyway.

Miaomiao also knew when to stop. He took one of each plant and left the rest alone, and the deacons approved of his action.

All candidates and initiates had already flown into the deeper part of the herb plane. As for Miaomiao, he took his time and explored every part of this place.

Soon, he stumbled into a protected area, where the silver dome emitted cold air from the inside.

The deacon of the protected area approached Miaomiao, "This is a restricted area. Turn back if you\'re in the middle of the annual assessment test. You might die if you recklessly enter the Great Ice Lotus Field."

Miaomiao\'s ears perked up, interested in the new herb field. He sneaked a glance at the lotus field.

Majestic crystalized lotus flowers bloomed in there. Miaomiao could even see Ice Element Providence Fairies, dancing on top of the flowers.

Miaomiao was immune to the water element, but not to the ice element. Yet, he wanted to get his hands on one of the lotus flowers.

Suddenly, he had an idea.

Miaomiao smiled at the deacon. He took out a mirror and made the deacon look at his reflection.

"Could you look at this mirror, please?"

"A mirror? For wha-?"

FLASH

As if Miaomiao was a part of the Men in Black team, he put on 8-bit sunglasses. Then, the mirror shone in a blinding light and stunned the deacon.

Just now, Miaomiao applied the Dao of Eternal Bewitchment on the deacon. As for the mirror, Miaomiao used it as a medium to flash and hypnotize the guy with his Light Element Providence Qi.

He took off the sunglasses and checked the deacon\'s expression.

As Miaomiao had expected, the deacon fell into the bewitching dream. He was in a daze.

"Ahem. Erm, a MILF sexy ice fairy queen is trying to trick you into copulating with her and kill you. As you\'re an upright deacon of the sect, you have been busy avoiding that sexy fairy. However, you\'re inflicted with a lust curse, and you need to vent to remove it. You\'re here to jack off to the smaller fairies to remove the curse. Also, you didn\'t see me."

"…"

The deacon blinked his eyes several times in a daze. He slowly turned around and took off his pants. Then, his right hand got busy.

The cute ice fairies inside the barrier widened their eyes and stared at the deacon in shock. Some of them giggled while the rest of them flew away in disgust.

Miaomiao quietly approached the array barrier and tried to get in. However, the dome repelled his physique from entering this place.

A clear sound of a woman echoed in Miaomiao\'s mind afterward.

\'Only inner disciples with a mission hall\'s token may enter this place. Initiate, you should head back if you want to live.\'

A stern warning came from the fairy queen within the barrier.

Miaomiao had a wry smile on his face. Although he was cautious of the mysterious lady, he didn\'t give up on his greed.

He cupped his hand and saluted to the sky inside the dome, "My name is Mao Miaomiao, and I\'m cultivating Water Element Providence. I also have multiple stellar stars inside me, and I wish to grow great ice lotuses on one of my Water Element Providence Stellar Stars! I\'m requesting for Your Excellency\'s permission to bring one of your lotuses to my dantian worlds!"

Miaomiao could hear a woman\'s sigh.

\'Many men said something similar, and they died because they couldn\'t withstand the power of Ice Element Providence. Junior, you\'re not even a deity. You should not overestimate your abilities. Come back after you are sanctified.\'

"But I\'m invulnerable to most basic Elemental Providence Qi. Please allow me to try."

Again, the fairy queen sighed.

\'I guess you need to experience it with your body to learn the difference between Heaven and Earth. Go ahead. You may enter this domain. If you manage to stay alive for one incense stick, I\'ll personally bestow you one of my best lotus seed.\'

Miaomiao grinned. He immediately entered the domain of the ice fairy.

Many ice fairies held grudge against Miaomiao as they overheard the hypnosis session between him and the deacon. As soon as Miaomiao entered, they attacked him with their strongest Ice Element beams.

Miaomiao didn\'t dodge. The beams from all directions hit him!

Miaomiao\'s body was instantly turned into an ice sculpture!

The fairies giggled, believing that Miaomiao overestimated himself and died. They flew around him, planning to turn the statue into fertilizer for their lotuses.

However, Miaomiao\'s eyes suddenly moved. He looked at the naughty fairies.

"!!!"

The fairies screamed in fright. They flew away as if they had seen a ghost.

Origin Primordial Yang Qi burst out from Miaomiao\'s pores and devoured Ice Element Providence of the fairies. Within a second, the ice and the coldness around him were gone, and his body regained colors.

Everything in a radius of one meter around Miaomiao became warm. But a second later, Miaomiao circulated Origin Primordial Yin Qi to get used to the extreme freezing weather.

The fairies turned around to stare at Miaomiao\'s abnormal constitution and physique. The freezing temperature alone was enough to kill the strongest immortals of Eden Garden, including Horus. However, Miaomiao seemed to be unaffected by the Ice Element Providence Qi.

But in reality, the Ice Providence Qi in the domain continuously deteriorated Miaomiao\'s health. He could feel that his blood cells died every second, but his natural regenerative ability revived the dead blood cells to offset the damages.

Miaomiao\'s health regeneration speed was simply faster than the damages from the Ice Providence Qi.

Soon, one incense stick of time passed, and Miaomiao managed to outlast the numerous attacks from curious fairies.

Suddenly, Miaomiao heard the fairy queen\'s surprised voice, \'You are unique. Are you, by chance, Lord Adam\'s son?\'

"I\'m not, but I\'m from the same race as him."

\'No wonder. Very well, I\'ve underestimated you. Please forgive me for my prior rudeness.\'

"It\'s alright. You didn\'t do anything wrong. If I were you, I would have kicked me out of here, too."

\'Good. As promised, I shall fulfill my promise.\'

WHOOM

A cold wind blew toward Miaomiao\'s face. Half of his head was covered in snow.

Miaomiao wiped his face and got rid of the snow. But as soon as he could see everything again, he found a floating fist-sized seed.

\'That is one of our best seeds. You may use it to plant ice lotuses on your worlds.\'

Miaomiao cupped his fist and saluted to the sky, "Thank you, Senior."

As soon as he thanked the fairy queen, his body was sent flying backward and got out of the domain.

The barrier dome repaired itself. Now, Miaomiao couldn\'t enter it again.

Miaomiao landed on the ground and looked at the floating lotus seed in front of him. He picked it up and stored it in his system inventory.

Another treasure was secured!

Miaomiao clapped his hands and restored the deacon\'s consciousness. Then, he fled to the other area before the latter came back to his senses.

The deacon looked around, confused. He then felt cold air on his butt and crotch.

Then, he discovered his rocking hard PP, which was ready to shoot white liquid at any moment.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!"

…

After getting his hands on the lotus seed, Miaomiao toured the herb plane, searching for more valuable plants to steal.

Unfortunately, most plants on the outskirt areas were trivial medicinal plants, which could only be used to concoct a non-elemental plane or moon pill. In Miaomiao\'s eyes, blank planet pills were worthless since it was a waste of space.

As Miaomiao wondered around, he ended up meeting a group of candidates, who had been surrounding a scorched ground. Many immortals were accompanied by large immortal centipedes that they had bought from Miaomiao\'s system shop.

At the center of the burnt ground, a chili plant stood tall, and a Fiery Yang Mandragora hovered in mid-air, dragging the entire plant and its root along with it.

The mandragora shone like the sun. It kept emitting extreme heat and sent numerous solar flare shockwaves at the nearby immortals.

The candidates panicked and flew away. Some of them got caught in the flame waves and were instantly burnt to ash. Many lucky immortals took shelter behind their immortal centipedes and survived the shockwave, but their pets were sacrificed in the process.

Seeing the entire scene unfold, Miaomiao had heartache. He felt bad for the dead centipedes as their masters were incompetent.

At the same time, Miaomiao remembered that he forgot to ask a deacon for a protective robe. However, he didn\'t need it anyway.

He approached the rampaging mandragora to stop this madness.

The immortals noticed Miaomiao\'s arrival. But upon realizing that Miaomiao went for the mandragora, they shouted, "GET BACK! It\'s shooting Fire Providence shockwaves! We can\'t capture that thing without a fire-immunity artifact!"

Miaomiao ignored their warning. Soon, a massive dome of fire shockwaves engulfed Miaomiao.

The fire shockwaves passed by. However, Miaomiao hardly felt anything.

"Ah?"

He was a bit disappointed. The Fire Providence attack of the mandragora was inferior to the Fire Element Providence attacks from the elemental fairies.

"Pfft. You\'re too weak. I won\'t grow you on my planet, but I\'ll turn you into a soup."

Miaomiao grabbed the head of the mandragora. Then, his finger pierced into its chest.

The mandrake screamed. Everyone in the radius of a kilometer could hear it, and their eardrums were ruptured. Many victims were temporarily blinded while the weak ones fainted.

Yet, Miaomiao, who was the closest to the mandragora, only let go of the mandrake and picked his ear with his pinky fingers in frustration.

"DON\'T SCREAM ON MY FACE!"

PA

Miaomiao slapped it as if it was a mosquito. The mandragora\'s head was flattened and died.

"That\'s for killing my babies, you fool! Oh well, I\'ll feed your corpse to other centipedes for revenge."

He stored the headless mandragora in his spatial ring and tossed the rootless plant away. Then, he searched for another one.

Meanwhile, the remaining cultivators stared at Miaomiao in shock.

"Boss Mao is too strong!"

"That\'s boss Mao for you! He can kill a deity, so this entire farce might be too easy for him."

"Yup. That\'s our favorite Porn Star!"

Everyone gazed at Miaomiao in admiration and awe. Some of them decided to follow him, hoping to get a few scrapes that he left behind.

That was not the only group that Miaomiao had encountered. He ran into multiple desperate candidates and initiates, who had failed to catch a rampaging mandragora.

Every time Miaomiao saw a commotion and a fight, he always jumped in and tested the mandragora\'s strength first. However, he ended up killing these plants as they were too weak for his standard.

After wandering aimlessly for 10 minutes, Miaomiao ran into Pan Mei.

In front of Pan Mei was a suspicious chili plant, which had been coiling around a tall bamboo. The dirt dune below the bamboo was two meters tall, and it occupied over 30 square meters.

Miaomiao narrowed his eyes to scan the dune. Then, he was astonished.

Unlike other weak mandragoras, this hidden mandrake was as large as a 5-story apartment. Its Fire Element Providence also leaked from the plant, creating small fire snakes around the bamboo.

The snakes were the plant\'s guardians. And now, it had repelled Pan Mei\'s attack once again.

Pan Mei\'s skin was charred, but his expression was calm. He ate a medicinal pill and meditated while he was standing.

Noteworthy, Pan Mei wore a protective robe that a deacon had given him! Despite having absolute protection against Fire Element Providence, he was still injured by the fire.

\'This looks challenging. But this thing is worth growing on my planets!\'

Miaomiao grinned. Since Pan Mei couldn\'t subjugate this wild plant, he might as well steal the prey.

However, it would have been rude if Miaomiao simply steal the kill without compensating this player. He tossed a flattened corpse of a mandrake to Pan Mei.

"I\'ll take this one. You can keep that as compensation."

Pan Mei frowned and glared at Miaomiao, "Hey! I\'m in the middle of fighting that guy! Back off!"

"Look at you. You can\'t even handle its minion. How will you subdue the mandragora underground when it comes out? You\'re gonna die at this rate."

"That\'s none of your business. Fuck off!" Pan Mei tossed the flattened corpse of mandrake back at Miaomiao.

The corner of Miaomiao\'s mouth twitched for a moment before it curved up into a smile.

Now that this idiot had provoked him, he had enough reason to tamper with the NPC System. Also, his cultivation caught up with Pan Mei, so Miaomiao was confident that he could mess with this player.

...

Suddenly, a red system notification screen appeared in front of Pan Mei.

<Because of your recent outburst, Mao Miaomiao hates you. Current Hatred: 5 Stars.>

<The Mysterious Dao Curse has been upgraded to level 3!>

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Mysterious Dao Curse LV.3

Required EXP to the next level is increased by 300%, and your IQ and intelligence attribute are decreased by 20% when this debuff is active.

This curse can only be removed after Mao Miaomiao is dead.

This curse may improve to level 4 if Mao Miaomiao\'s hatred reaches 6 stars or higher.