Villain Cultivator

Killer Queen moaned, and the katana grew red.

Noticing the reaction, Miaomiao kept rubbing and licking the sensitive part.

"ENOUGH!"

Killer Queen transformed into a pre-teen girl and glared at Miaomiao in anger. She pointed at his face, "Is everything inside your brain made of semen? Why are you always molesting me?!"

"You owe me your pussy. Bend over, so we can become one!"

"Screw yourself! If you stick it in me, I\'ll castrate you!"

"My dick is the hardest and the strongest blade of the universe! You underestimate me!"

"You know what? I\'m going to teach you a lesson. I\'ll cut your dick and suck your blood dry!"

Miaomiao and Killer Queen laughed as they were messing with each other like siblings.

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Two hours later, the army of monsters reached the shoreline, and cultivators from the Celestial Sword Sect rushed out to prevent them from entering the mainland.

Five hundred kilometers to the north, five flying battleships rushed toward Pirate Hunter City at a full speed. They expected to reach the battlefield in half an hour.

Miaomiao leisurely loitered in front of his room, watching the fights and scanning for a worthy opponent.

The monsters were all 8th-stage realm, which seemed to be the standard of this world. However, a few immortals mixed among the flying lizards.

Sun Wukong killed two immortals with ease, and he was on his way to deal with the other three. One of the immortals knocked back Mao Shan and Mao Cheng and rushed at the former monkey king.

The main attraction of this fight was the 1V3 fight between Sun Wukong and three immortal monsters. As for Mao Shan and others, they switched targets to other 8th-stage monsters.

Unfortunately, they were quickly overrun by the countless monsters. Everybody used strange laws and unique domains that could eradicate all immortals in the previous universe.

Miaomiao narrowed his eyes as he saw so many skills, which mortals shouldn\'t be able to use. Yet, every 8th-stage and 9th-stage cultivator fought like constellation immortals.

"Are all local cultivators protagonists? How come they\'re stronger than their actual cultivation base?"

"But you beat local cultivators, though."

Tang Ting walked out of the room. She finally broke through to the 8th stage, but her cultivation base had not been stabilized yet.

"Go back and stabilize your dantian. You won\'t be able to contribute anything if we have to fight."

"Boo. Oh, well. Okay."

Tang Ting returned to Miaomiao\'s room to stabilize her cultivation base.

Miaomiao gazed outside, watching the show from the sideline.

10 minutes later, Sun Wukong killed another immortal, but he suffered a heavy injury from the two other lizardmen. Sima Yi went to support Sun Wukong, but he got bashed, too.

Seven guest elders, who were the only immortals of the sect, stopped fighting 9th-stage monsters and turned toward the two remaining lizardmen.

But suddenly, the two lizardmen combined and transformed into a two-headed dragon. A new two-headed hydra emerged, and its cultivation base rose to the 3-star stellar constellation realm.

Seven one-star immortals got annihilated in an instant by the dragon\'s breath and strange chaotic law, which disabled everybody\'s Qi, domains, and power.

After the strongest combatants of the Celestial Sword Sect fell, the dragon turned toward other 9th-stage and 8th-stage cultivators.

At that moment, Mao Shan ordered everybody to retreat. However, over 300,000 8th-stage and 9th-stage lizardmen continued to charge toward Pirate Hunter City.

All cultivators retreated into the city and erected a defensive array formation, which blocked the monsters from entering the city.

Meanwhile, flyable refugees had already flown north and escaped from the combat zone. On the other hand, commoners, low-level cultivators, and players failed to leave this city on time. They got stuck inside and were unable to leave the city.

Miaomiao gazed at the city and was worried about Mao Shan, Mao Cheng, and Mao Hao. He had the urge to rush out, but he was afraid of the unknown factors, which were the new law abilities of lizardmen.

BOOM

While the monsters were besieging the city, the defensive array was activated. All flying lizardmen near the city fell to the ground as their cultivation base was suppressed to the first-stage realm!

Miaomiao clicked his tongue and complained.

"What a bunch of morons! If you can do that, why didn\'t you use that array earlier?!"

Miaomiao scratched his head as he was baffled by the local cultivators\' unwitty tactics. They even had Sima Yi on their side, but they failed to use him.

He soon discovered why they didn\'t use it earlier.

The array created a blast shockwave, which sealed everybody\'s cultivation base to the first-stage realm, including the cultivators inside the city. Now, nobody could fly or use Qi.

Then, Miaomiao heard a loud voice from the sky.

DING

<Greetings, cultivators. Are you having fun?>

<We are pleased to announce that we are running a global event for the first time!>

<Pirate Hunter City is under siege by the Asura Kingdom. If you assist the local people and defend the city, you will be rewarded with Contribution EXP and other goodies.>

<Be warned. This event lasts only 30 minutes. First come, first serve!>

Miaomiao frowned as he could even see floating text messages in the sky. It seemed that it was a global announcement from the game moderator.

Before Miaomiao could utter a word of surprise, Mu-Nyang\'s voice sounded in his mind.

\'Don\'t be surprised, munya. That\'s the voice of Pangu\'s men.\'

Miaomiao nodded and let out a sigh of relief.

"Can the local NPCs see the message?"

\'No. Only you and the players can see. Even the people that had eaten Silver Qi can\'t see those, munya.\'

"Alright. So, can the moderators, game masters, or administrators tamper with the local people\'s behavior, actions, or memory?"

Miaomiao was always worried about the possibility of being brainwashed or controlled by game admins or subordinates of Pangu. Even if Mu-Nyang told him that his karma was not bound to this universe, he was still wary of Pangu\'s abilities.

\'Of course not, munya. This world\'s karma is strictly tied with me because of your presence. Pangu has no power here, except for the two other worlds, munya. In this world, they can only communicate with their men, spawn weak monsters, and set up dungeons with dungeon cores. They can\'t even spawn field monsters properly in this world, so there is no threat at all, munya.\'

"No threat? Then, what are those?" Miaomiao pointed at the army of lizardmen.

\'Those are remnants of the past, munya. They are recycled souls that I dumped here and let them circulate karma, Qi, or Luck to the local cultivators. After they died, their luck will be harvested and shared between me and the local cultivators, munya!\'

Miaomiao shook his head and facepalmed. In short, Mu-Nyang treated the monsters as luck livestock.

\'Anyway. Don\'t stand out too much when there\'s a global event. Try to hide among the NPCs and act mysterious, munya. You don\'t want to expose your current location to Pangu\'s men. They think that you\'re still my King Piece, munya.\'

"Fine. I\'ll hide. But if I can\'t, I\'ll fight."

\'Good. Remember, Miaomiao. As long as you continue hiding, there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, munya!\'

Mu-Nyang laughed and cut the communication.

By the time they ended the chat, players inside Pirate Hunter City charged out and fought against the weakened lizardmen on the ground. A new battle broke out between players and the weakened lizardmen.

Unfortunately, not all lizardmen were weakened. The twin-head dragon was still active, and it charged toward the city.

"Grr?"

Suddenly, it stopped moving and turned toward the incoming battleships in the sky.

Seeing the bigger prey, the twin-head dragon flew toward the battleships instead. As for the rest of the 8th-stage and 9th-stage lizardmen that hadn\'t been weakened, they followed their leader toward the battleships.

However, the Celestial Sword Sect was located in between the twin-head dragon and the incoming battleships.

Miaomiao narrowed his eyes and calculated. At this rate, they would meet in the sky above the sect city, and they would get entangled in the fight.

"ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT… MY ASS! That stupid Clem-wannabe is coming here!"

Miaomiao brandished Killer Queen and rushed out to meet the twin-head dragon and the massive army of 100,000 9th-stage lizardmen.

As Miaomiao was about to exit the sect, a large beam was fired from the five battleships and hit the dragon. One of its heads was blown away, and many lizards in the laser\'s path were burnt to ashes.

Followed by the beams were ten thousand missiles and rockets. These cluster-bomb rockets exploded and dropped so many flying lizardmen to the ground.

Two more volleys of missiles and rockets came from the battleships again. This time, they directly killed the twin-head dragon and 10,000 lizardmen.

Without the dragon, the lizardmen were in disarray. 20,000 Flying cultivators came out from the battleships and charged toward the monster army. Furthermore, five of them were immortals while the rest of them were 9th-stage cultivators.

Miaomiao widened his eyes in astonishment. For the first time, he was grateful that his allies were so stacked that he didn\'t have a chance to contribute.

He laughed.

"I guess there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. Sorry, Mu-Nyang. I misjudged you."

BOOM

Suddenly, two red portals were opened in the sky, and another army of orcs jumped out of the warp gates, raining upon the sect city! In addition, the weakest orcs were 8th-stage fighters, and their five leaders were immortals!

Five immortals ignored the city and headed toward the battleships. Within a second, two of the ships exploded, and the orc immortals clashed against the reinforcement\'s immortals.

"This is fine. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!"

Miaomiao dryly laughed as he brandished Killer Queen to attack the nearest orc.

SWUA

Unfortunately, an inner disciple got the orc first. He glanced at Miaomiao and gave him a thumbs up.

"Don\'t worry, young master Mao. Your seniors will protect you!"

After saying that, the inner disciple dashed away and murdered ten orcs in a flash.

Miaomiao looked around to find someone to fight.

Unfortunately, the inner disciples were too efficient. They fought like protagonists and vanquished all hostile orcs in seconds.

"Hahaha! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!"

Miaomiao was being sarcastic this time. He started to get annoyed.

He wanted to fight, too!

BOOM

While Miaomiao was mumbling and clicking his tongue, an orc immortal landed in front of Miaomiao. His body was covered in cultivators\' blood, and he emitted the aura of a 3-star stellar constellation immortal.

"I\'ve finally found you, Mao Miaomiao! OUR LORD WANTS YOU DEAD!" Bellowed the orc.

Miaomiao grinned as he inspected the orc\'s cultivation base and dantian. Then, he discovered the hidden dantian universe inside the orc, which had the size of his dantian universe when he was an immortal at the same level!

This orc was as strong as a protagonist, too!

Yet, Miaomiao laughed hysterically as if he had predicted his misfortune and plot armor.

"ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!"

SWUA

The orc\'s head suddenly rolled off from his neck. Behind the orc was Sima Yi, who wore samurai armor like a Japanese warlord. It turned out that Nobunaga had taken over the body after Sima Yi had gotten KOed.

"Whoo. I teleported back on time. Are you alright, brat?"

Miaomiao raised his brows and stared at Sima Yi in disappointment. He shouted in anger.

"CAN\'T YOU LOTS LET ME FIGHT?!"